Guess what...I just got back from some long weary travels.
There are actually places where you can figure the population using your fingers, maybe not even on both hands.
These are places I really could care less to see. However, I did get to see some prime tourist ATTRACTIONS!!!...Jack Daniel's Distillery(delicious) and that place Dollywood...kinda lame to tell you the truth. Every single time I turned around there was another dude missing half of his teeth and some lady making out with her brother. The stereotypes come alive and feed in this habitat as we watch the breeding patterns of the appalacians. Oh goodness, if you look to your left you'll see the infamous "cameo" infantiles. Don't make eye contact, they've long believed that their wilderness colors make them invisible to us "city folk". City folk meaning anyone living within a 5 mile radius of anyone other than incestry and soon to be incestry.
